Outside the Vatican Museums

Mrs. Vacohdach (trip co-ordinator): Did you enjoy the museum?
me: yes, it was very interesting...
V: You do not have such good museums in America, I think.
m: No, we have very good museums in the states as well.
V: but they're more modern.
m: No, they also have ancient things.
V: I don't think so.
m: . . . excuse me, I think Annetka is waving me over.


Just because I'm an American doesn't mean I'm a culturally inferior, mostly stupid child.